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WHEN MY PARENTS TRY TO SUGGEST I SHOULD START PAYING SOME OF MY OWN BILLS
I’M LIKE:
hot and sour soup never tastes as good as it does at 3 am
eXCEPT WHEN YOU’RE EATING IT WHILE WATCHING “LOUIE” ON NETFLIX AND YOU LAUGH SO HARD THAT YOU SNORT IT OUT OF YOUR NOSE SWEET JESUS IT BURNS
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
(via amusicalblog)
at first I thought this was tom cruise, but then I looked closer and and thought oh my god of course not: tom is not even close to being that tall!
(via amusicalblog)
here are some common themes for this blog:
i. being a faghag.
ii. spongebob.
iii. lady gaga.
iv. general silliness.
v. excessive drinking.
vi. 30 rock.
vii. lots and lots of cats.
viii. bad bitches.
hopefully you enjoy some of the same things!
i. being a faghag.
ii. spongebob.
iii. lady gaga.
iv. general silliness.
v. excessive drinking.
vi. 30 rock.
vii. lots and lots of cats.
viii. bad bitches.
hopefully you enjoy some of the same things!
